Dr Jokes

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.
We now call him Dr. Awkward.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchioโ€™s nose grew?
"ITโ€™S A LIEEEEE!!"
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchioโ€™s nose grew?
ITโ€™S A LIEEEEE!!
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
I love making new friends.
Thatโ€™s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
Itโ€™s saliva!
People keep asking me why Iโ€™m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
Iโ€™m just trying to make a living.
What is Dr. Frankensteinโ€™s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Why didnโ€™t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didnโ€™t have the guts to do it again.
I hate going to the doctor because all he does is suck blood from my neck.
Do NOT go see Dr. Acula!
I had a friend who got a Ph.D. in the history of Palindromes. He is now called Dr. Awkward.
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