Did Jokes

Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
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