Deck

My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
I honestly cannot deal with puns.
But I can with a deck of cards.
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck.
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.