Deck

Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
I honestly cannot deal with puns.
But I can with a deck of cards.
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!