Deadly Jokes

Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
“My relationships with my cats have saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance.”

- William S. Burroughs.
I told my husband that the National Zoo's sloth bear gave birth but ate two of the three babies. He said "now she's guilty of 2 deadly sins: sloth and gluttony."
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
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