Deadly Jokes

I told my husband that the National Zoo's sloth bear gave birth but ate two of the three babies. He said "now she's guilty of 2 deadly sins: sloth and gluttony."
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
“My relationships with my cats have saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance.”

- William S. Burroughs.
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