Currently Jokes

I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
All the toilets in the police station have disappeared and they are asking for witnesses.
They currently have nothing to go on.
I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane.
We're currently filming the pilot.
My girlfriend wants to open a yoga studio, even though she currently cannot afford it.
I told her it's a bit of a stretch.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
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