Cups Jokes

An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Why did the blind man always use paper cups?
He has no need for glasses.
How do cups get their money?
They mug people.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
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