Cube Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vampire with an ice cube?
You end up with frost bite.
What does a rubix cube and a Penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Why couldn't the Bard seduce the Gelatinous Cube?
Because cubes are platonic solids.
Cube cheese is good, and slices are fine...
But personally I think shredded is grater.
Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube.
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
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