What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple. What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."
There was a young schoolboy of Rye,
Who was baked by mistake in a pie.
To his mother’s disgust,
He emerged through the crust,
And exclaimed, with a yawn, Where am I?