Courage Jokes

“Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.”
Erma Bombeck
“Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.”
Doug Larson
How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
How did the hotdog ask the ketchup out?
He mustard up the courage.
After much dithering a woman summons the courage to ring her friend and sing Happy Birthday to her over the phone.
Half-way through her rendition she realises she’s rung the wrong number.
“Why didn’t you stop me when you realise it was a wrong number,” she asks the lady on the other end of the phone.
“You need all the practice you can get!”
“All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.”

- Erma Bombeck.
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