Couples Jokes

"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
“Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you’ll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.”

— Neil Simon
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin date.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
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