Couples Jokes

Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
โ€œThis would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debtโ€ โ€“ Earl Wilson
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin date.
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
โ€œTake care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, youโ€™ll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.โ€

โ€” Neil Simon
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