Cord Jokes

I once had a gerbil named Bobby,
Who had an unusual hobby.
He chewed on a cord,
and now -- oh my lord,
now all that's left is a blobby.
I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...
So I had to ground him. He's conducting himself properly now.
How does the spinal cord hammer a nail into a wall?
With a series of spinal taps.
Why does the spinal cord belong in the brass section of an orchestra?
Because of its dorsal and ventral horns.
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