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What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?
Your spine.
On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park. -- Curtis McDougall
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.
I think it was Scampoo.
What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p.e.n.i.s?
The spine.
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