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One Liners and Short Jokes
What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p.e.n.i.s?
The spine.
Christian Quotes
On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park. -- Curtis McDougall
Spine Puns
What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?
Your spine.
Rock Puns
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
Tree Puns
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
Soap Puns
A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.
I think it was Scampoo.
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