Contains

Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p.e.n.i.s?
The spine.
On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park. -- Curtis McDougall