Clone Jokes

Did you hear about the man who sat next to his clone on the train?
He was beside himself.
My twin brother was being rude to our mother on the phone, so I pushed him out of the window...
Now I am being charged with making an "obscene clone fall."
My dad got me a clone of myself for my birthday...
He said “Here, it’s faux you!”
My dad got me a clone of myself for my birthday...
He said “Here, it’s faux you!”
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
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