Civil Jokes

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
What's the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
One fundamental lesson our teacher has taught us in History class while talking about the Civil War was never to take victory for Grant-ed.
I General Lee do not find punny history jokes about the Civil War funny.
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
“How is it possible to have a civil war?”
George Carlin
“I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War, my great uncle fought for the west!”
Rodney Dangerfield
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