Civil Jokes

One fundamental lesson our teacher has taught us in History class while talking about the Civil War was never to take victory for Grant-ed.
I General Lee do not find punny history jokes about the Civil War funny.
What's the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
“How is it possible to have a civil war?”
George Carlin
“I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War, my great uncle fought for the west!”
Rodney Dangerfield
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