Chuck Jokes

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris can beat his reflection at rock paper scissors.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
The Saddest Story of All Three writers, Sam, Pete, and Chuck, who were attending a writing convention, booked a room on the 75th floor of a hotel. When they arrived back at the hotel from the convention, the receptionist told them, "I'm terribly sorry, but the elevator is broken. In the meantime, you will have to take the stairs." Now, Sam was a writer of funny stories, Pete was a writer of scary stories, and Chuck was a writer of sad stories. The three of them agreed that, to make it less boring, Sam would tell the other two his funniest stories while they climbed from floors 1 to 25, Pete would tell his scariest stories from floors 26 to 50, and Chuck would tell his saddest stories from floors 51 to 75. They started to climb the stairs, and Sam started to tell funny stories. By the time they reached the 25th floor, Pete and Chuck were laughing hysterically. Then Pete started to tell scary stories. By the time they reached the 50th floor, Sam and Chuck were hugging each other in fear. Then Chuck started to tell sad stories. He stuck his hands in his pockets, thinking. "Ah, I'll tell my saddest story of all first." he said. He coughed nervously. "There once was a man named Chuck, who left the hotel room key in the car..."
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
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