Changing Jokes

I got fired from Starbucks for not changing the coffee filters.
It was grounds for dismissal.
“You dropped your kid off a changing table? Stuff just happens, okay? Last week, my kid ate a cigarette. I caught him playing in the dryer yesterday. I picked up the wrong baby from daycare. I found my baby swimming in the toilet. No judging.”

- 'What To Expect When You Are Expecting'.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
“I’d like to publicly thank my husband [Dax Shepard] for changing half the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day…”—Kristen Bell
Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.
We ran out of laundry detergent today and had to open up a new one.
It was a changing of the Tide.
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