Cap Jokes

What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
I go through so much shampoo it's just ridiculous!
I don't know, maybe my head is bigger than most but it does say to use a cap full.
What do fashionable mountains wear when it's cold? An ice cap.
The instructions on this stick deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I can hardly walk!
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
What do you call a cap to a jar that doesn't fit?
An invalid.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
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