Calls Jokes

I stopped my phones to the cloud, and I kept getting mist calls.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
I was surprised at the number of onions needed for this dish- it calls for shallot of onions.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.'
How do snails make important calls? On shell phones.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Guess who just woke up to 19 missed calls and 30 messages from his ex?
My ex.
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