The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
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