Calculator Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
She couldn't find the "10" button.
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"
What did the detective say after finding a calculator?
"Hmm... Now everything is starting to add up..."
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
What’s the one thing in life you can always count on? A calculator.
What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?
A friend you can count on.
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