Burst Jokes

Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
This morning my son said to me, "Can I have a book mark?"
I burst into tears. Ten years old and he still doesn't know my name is Steve.
Why did the balloon burst? Because is saw a lolly pop.
Today, my son asked, โ€œCan I have a bookmark?โ€
I burst into tears. 12 years old and he still doesnโ€™t know my name is Brian.
Today is your birthday, donโ€™t pull your hair,
Look in the mirror, nature was fair,
Not a day over twenty,
Iโ€™m kidding, youโ€™re plenty.

Donโ€™t mean to burst your bubble,
But stop asking for trouble,
You know what I mean,
When you drink that caffeine.

What should I bring?
Just give me a ring.
Elephant or clown?
I knew you would frown.

(Martin Dejnicki)
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