Bubble Jokes

What kind of dog loves bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
Why did the train have bubble gum? Because he wanted to go Choo Choo
What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum? A chew-chew train.

How do locomotives hear? Through the engineers!
Today is your birthday, don’t pull your hair,
Look in the mirror, nature was fair,
Not a day over twenty,
I’m kidding, you’re plenty.

Don’t mean to burst your bubble,
But stop asking for trouble,
You know what I mean,
When you drink that caffeine.

What should I bring?
Just give me a ring.
Elephant or clown?
I knew you would frown.

(Martin Dejnicki)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum!
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