Black and white

Question: What is the oldest animal?
Answer: The Zebra, it's still in black and white!
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What’s black and white with red spots?
A panda with the measles.
What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller skates.
What’s black and white, has four legs and a trunk?
Two pandas on holiday.
What’s black and white and bounces?
A rubber panda.
What’s black and white and yellow?
A cowardly panda.
What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A panda that’s fallen in cement.
What’s black and white and very noisy?
A panda with a set of drums.
What’s black and white and stands in the corner?
A naughty panda.
Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they’re in black and white.
What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A panda stuck in a revolving door.
What’s black and white and goes up and down?
A panda who’s stuck in a lift.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.
What’s black and white and red all over?
Red white black through tissue samples textiles for making clothes
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.