Betty Jokes

“You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.”

- Betty White.
“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.”
Betty White
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
Did you hear about the new book called "100 Miles to the Next Restroom"?
It's by Will E. Mayket and Betty Wunt.
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