Bend Jokes

"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it canโ€™t bend its legs.
The vet said itโ€™s a cute kid knee disorder.
At dinner tonight my mother in law asked why my sons knife had a bend in it
I told her itโ€™s so he can cut corners
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
โ€œIt doesnโ€™t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.โ€ ~ Anonymous
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