Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants!
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time
Why did the belt get arrested? He held up a pair of pants.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
What did 0 say to 8? I like your belt!
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Your belt looks extremely tight.
Let me loosen it for you.
How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?
He puts it through his loops