Belt Jokes

Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Your belt looks extremely tight.
Let me loosen it for you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants!
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time
Why did the belt get arrested? He held up a pair of pants.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?
He puts it through his loops
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Why did the belt get arrested? Because he held up a pair of pants. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
What did 0 say to 8? I like your belt!
Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
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