Your belt looks extremely tight.
Let me loosen it for you.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants!
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time
Why did the belt get arrested? He held up a pair of pants.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?
He puts it through his loops
Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
What did 0 say to 8? I like your belt!
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.