Beast Jokes

What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
What's the difference between a head of lettuce and a unicorn?
One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast!
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
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