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You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
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