Thought I saw a zebra in a field near my house recently, turned out to be a horse in his pyjamas.
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because they don't want to be spotted.
I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, “You know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.”
He said, “I hope he’s having a better luck than I am.”