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Banned Jokes

Deer Puns
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Thanksgiving Puns
I was going to smoke a turkey this Thanksgiving.
But they banned flavored vapes.
Unicorn Puns
Unicorns deserve to be banned from facebook because all they do is poke people all day.
Giraffe Puns
Today I learned that a giraffe’s neck is so strong a human can climb up it.
Also, I got banned from my local zoo.
Shark Puns
Calling my new dog “Shark” was a mistake.
I’ve been banned from all my local beaches.
Funny Limericks
There was an odd fellow named Gus,
When travelling he made such a fuss.
He was banned from the train,
Not allowed on a plane,
And now travels only by bus.
Basketball Puns
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
Band Puns
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
is what they were bangin
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