Banned

Calling my new dog “Shark” was a mistake.
I’ve been banned from all my local beaches.
There was an odd fellow named Gus,
When travelling he made such a fuss.
He was banned from the train,
Not allowed on a plane,
And now travels only by bus.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
Unicorns deserve to be banned from facebook because all they do is poke people all day.
Today I learned that a giraffe’s neck is so strong a human can climb up it.
Also, I got banned from my local zoo.