Banned

Today I learned that a giraffe’s neck is so strong a human can climb up it.
Also, I got banned from my local zoo.
There was an odd fellow named Gus,
When travelling he made such a fuss.
He was banned from the train,
Not allowed on a plane,
And now travels only by bus.
Unicorns deserve to be banned from facebook because all they do is poke people all day.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
Calling my new dog “Shark” was a mistake.
I’ve been banned from all my local beaches.