Ban Jokes

My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Central Park Zoo.
I heard people are trying to ban roman numerals.
Not on my watch.
The government is planning to ban articles about ironing appliances in the newspaper.
The freedom of press is no more.
Let me tell you about my grandfather. He was a good man, a brave man. He had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
My dad has the heart of a lion...
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I have the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
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