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Let me tell you about my grandfather. He was a good man, a brave man. He had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My dad has the heart of a lion...
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I have the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Central Park Zoo.