Bake Jokes

Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
There was an Old Man of Peru,
Who watched his wife making a stew;
But once by mistake,
In a stove she did bake,
That unfortunate Man of Peru.
What is the best Thanksgiving cookie?

One baked with May-flour.
Why didn’t the turkey bake properly on Thanksgiving?

I’ve no idea but I suspect some fowl play.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
"You bake me crazy."
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