Athletes

If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.