Athletes Jokes

If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
My friend told me that he got a new job testing athletes for drugs in the next olympics.
I think he’s just taking the piss...
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
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