"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
"I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract."
"I sent the club a wire stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.'"
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels."
"As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife."