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Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
"I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract."
"I sent the club a wire stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.'"
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels."
"As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife."
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