I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks. The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.'
What did the mommy dolphin do when her son was an hour late for dinner? She flipped out!