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An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them
“Mango!”
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We're closed.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
A fired newspaper editor took an ex-press train out of town.
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
How does Robin Hood get from here to there?
In an “arrow plane.”
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies "I think not!"
POOF! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am.

But to explain the concept beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.'
What did the mommy dolphin do when her son was an hour late for dinner?
She flipped out!