An Jokes

No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
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