An Jokes

I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
Girl, are your pants made by Karl Marx?
Cuz they're causing an uprising in my lower class.
My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear.
You are? The thing must be an hour fast again.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
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