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Yet again, someone has added more soil to my allotment. The plot thickensโ€ฆ
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
My sheep-powered computer was starting to run slowly
So I added more ram
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
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