Added Jokes

The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
My sheep-powered computer was starting to run slowly
So I added more ram
There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini.
Yet again, someone has added more soil to my allotment. The plot thickens…
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
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