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Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
My sheep-powered computer was starting to run slowly
So I added more ram
There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini.