Action Jokes

These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
I told my doctor I was paranoid my life was being filmed.
He told me to take one, action.
Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coroner’s office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth.
. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,

“Nobody puts baby in a coroner.”
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
I noticed a wasp in my laundry as I was dropping it in the washer. I decided the best action was to close the lid and start the machine anyway.
Now it's a washp.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Join us for plenty of play action.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
Why did the action potential cross the optic chiasm?
To get to the other side.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
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