Account Jokes

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.
"Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments."
— Bethenny Frankel
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
Can we still share a netflix account?
I'm a student, and I play a game with myself every time I check my bank account.
It's called Meal or no Meal.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
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