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Yo Mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes, because it said 'Concentrate'.
After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs. If my wife finds out, she'll f**king kill me.
Me: I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes.
Friend: How?
Me: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.
Who shaves at least 20 times a day? A barber.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
It was my wife's birthday the other day
I took her to an orchard and we stood there for 20 minutes.

Apparently it wasn't the Apple watch she wanted.
You’re not 50 years old, you are 20 years old with 30 years of experience!
It was my wife's birthday the other day
I took her to an orchard and we stood there for 20 minutes.

Apparently it wasn't the Apple watch she wanted.