How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?
Sphinx wrapped
Who fixed people's backs in ancient Egypt?
Cairo practers.
In ancient Egypt, how did insects communicate?
Pharaoh moans
Who was the most flatulent Pharaoh in all of old Egypt?
King Tootsarecommon.
Why was Cleopatra so in love with Egypt's ruler?
Pharaohmones
How did the dog learn to read the hieroglyphics? Because it was an egypt-chien.
How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?
Pyramid schemes
Have you ever been to a marketplace in Egypt?
It's quite bazaar
What do you call someone who specialises in Egypt?
A Cairopractor.
What were cooking shows in ancient Egypt called:
Wok like an Egyptian.
Who said that the pyramids are the tallest structure in Egypt? They are just between pyra-highs and pyra-lows.
How did Cleopatra feel when she learned she was queen of Egypt?
She was in denial
If Roman Emperor Nero was born in Egypt..
He might have been a Far-o.
She broke up with me while we were swimming in Egypt
I'm still in de-Nile
What do you call a ruler of Egypt that hunts whales with a folding bed?
Futon Harpoon
In ancient Egypt if you held a stinging insect you were thought to be very attractive
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
My history textbook says that the pharoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.
Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.
A soldier in ancient Egypt is eating his ice cream and quitting on the army
A deserter having his dessert in the desert about to desert his post.