Egypt Jokes

Who said that the pyramids are the tallest structure in Egypt? They are just between pyra-highs and pyra-lows.
Who fixed people's backs in ancient Egypt?
Cairo practers.
What do you call someone who specialises in Egypt?
A Cairopractor.
In ancient Egypt if you held a stinging insect you were thought to be very attractive
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?
Sphinx wrapped
What were cooking shows in ancient Egypt called:
Wok like an Egyptian.
A soldier in ancient Egypt is eating his ice cream and quitting on the army
A deserter having his dessert in the desert about to desert his post.
If Roman Emperor Nero was born in Egypt..
He might have been a Far-o.
How did Cleopatra feel when she learned she was queen of Egypt?
She was in denial
What's the most important day in Egypt?
Mummy's Day.
Not a lot of people know this about me, but I'm from ancient Egypt...
Those that do know call me a mummies boy.
How did Ozymandias became the greatest Pharaoh of Egypt?
He rammed everything that he sees
Why does Egypt not celebrate Father's Day?
Because they're so full of mummies
What did they call mummy makers in ancient Egypt? Sarcophaguy.
Q: What was the most important holiday in ancient Egypt?
A: Mummy's Day.
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