Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
I am a mean green machine.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Nice pumpkins!
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
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