Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
I wanna bob for your apples.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
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