Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
There’s no trick in these pants.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
I wanna bob for your apples.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
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