I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
Nice pumpkins!
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
You know what they say... Big Feet.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
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