Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
Nice pumpkins!
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
I am a mean green machine.
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