With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
Nice pumpkins!
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
I wanna bob for your apples.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.