With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
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