Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Nice pumpkins!
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
I am a mean green machine.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
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