Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
I wanna bob for your apples.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
Nice pumpkins!
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
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