Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
You know what they say... Big Feet.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Nice pumpkins!
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