Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
I wanna bob for your apples.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
I am a mean green machine.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
Nice pumpkins!
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.