Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
There’s no trick in these pants.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
Nice pumpkins!
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
I am a mean green machine.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
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