I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
I wanna bob for your apples.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
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