Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
Nice pumpkins!
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
I am a mean green machine.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
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