55 Funny Frog Puns!

Welcome to our Frog Pun Collection!

These puns are absoluting ribbeting, so let yourself be swamped with some truly croak-inducing frog puns!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What did the frog dress up as on Halloween?
A prince.