
The man says, "I'll show you, but only if you get me a beer."
So of course the bartender gets the man a beer. The man drinks it. He pulls out a tiny human from the box, then a tiny piano. The little man sits down and starts playing the piano with skill.
"Wow!" exclaims the bartender. "That's amazing! Where did you get him from?"
"For another beer, I'll tell you," says the man. So the bartender gets the man another beer. The man drinks it and says: "I got it from a genie."
"Really? A real genie??" says the bartender. "Do you think I could borrow him for one little wish?"
And for another beer the man agrees, but warns: "Speak loudly - he's 3,000 years old and a little deaf.”
The bartender gets the man another beer. The man drinks it and gives the bartender the lamp.

The bartender rubs the lamp and the genie pops out, looking very old. "Master, I grant you one wish. What is it?" says the tired old genie.
"I wish for a million bucks!"
All of a sudden a million ducks start flying into the room. "What the heck is this?!? I wished for a million bucks not a million ducks!" shouts the bartender in anger.

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Funny Pranks: The Ultimate Collection of Halloween Scares!
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One Family's Idea of a Christmas Song - Hilarious!
Happy Family Sings a Christmas Rap Song!
The Funniest Bumper Stickers You’ll Ever See on the Road
These are some of the funniest bumper stickers ever spotted on the road.
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15 Idioms From Overseas That Sound Hilarious in English
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26 Pictures that Prove We Will Never Truly Understand Cats
Cats seem to be cool and on top of everything most of the time, but they can get extremely goofy, here's proof
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This Rude Prank Will Have You Screaming With Laughter!
When the a gag team sets up a secret love affair between a priest and a couple of nuns, the resulting chaos that ensues will make you scream with laughter!
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No One Has Made Me Giggle as Much as Robin Williams!
I adored Robin Williams' comedy. This cheeky bit is probably my favorite.
Hilarious Duck Comics About Real Life
Fowl Language Comics was created by Brian Gordon, who says he draws much inspiration from his struggles as a parent. Take a look at his hilarious illustrations!
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Animals NEVER Cease to Make Us Laugh!
This giant compilation of funny animal videos is a full 30 minutes of non-stop cuteness!
These People Believe They Are INDESTRUCTIBLE
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15 Reckless Drivers That Will Leave You Speechless
These bizarre, unexpected, and downright stupid driving moments all beg the question, “How on earth did this happen?”
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Comedy Gold: Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis at Their Funniest
If you love old-school comedy, this Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis skit is a must-watch.
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WATCH: Man Ditches "Pregnant" Wife In Hilarious Prank
A man pretends to ditch his "pregnant" wife for another woman in this hilarious prank. Watch the video to see the hilarious expressions on bystanders' faces.
Funny: Aging Gracefully… and Hilariously!
We've collected for you a series of the most funny senior cartoon pictures. I'm still laughing at these 'well aged' cartoons!
Hilarious! Men Can Handle Anything Impossible!
Hilarious photos illustrating how men are willing to do just about anything!
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Classic Laurel & Hardy: Dance Like No One's Watching!
Get ready to laugh with Laurel & Hardy’s dance moves.
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Hilarious: Jokes So Terrible You’ll Share Them Anyway...
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Just for Laughs: The Hilarious Magnetic Beer Prank!
Watch this hilarious prank video where a guy supposedly moves a glass of beer through magic!
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Funny: The Best Food Pranks Compilation!
Everything food is up this week in this compilation of the best food pranks by Just For Laughs.
One Spelling Mistake Can Make A World of Difference…
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The Funny, Odd and Wacky Things Kids Say - 20 Quotes
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15 Funny Bumper Stickers to Brighten Your Day
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Funny Bar Ads That Might Make You Thirsty!
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These Maps Serve No Purpose But Will Make You Laugh
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Fake Science Facts That Will Crack You Up
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Can You Keep a Straight Face Reading These Quotes?
Share these funny thoughts with your closest friends and brighten up their day too.
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