
The man says, "I'll show you, but only if you get me a beer."
So of course the bartender gets the man a beer. The man drinks it. He pulls out a tiny human from the box, then a tiny piano. The little man sits down and starts playing the piano with skill.
"Wow!" exclaims the bartender. "That's amazing! Where did you get him from?"
"For another beer, I'll tell you," says the man. So the bartender gets the man another beer. The man drinks it and says: "I got it from a genie."
"Really? A real genie??" says the bartender. "Do you think I could borrow him for one little wish?"
And for another beer the man agrees, but warns: "Speak loudly - he's 3,000 years old and a little deaf.”
The bartender gets the man another beer. The man drinks it and gives the bartender the lamp.

The bartender rubs the lamp and the genie pops out, looking very old. "Master, I grant you one wish. What is it?" says the tired old genie.
"I wish for a million bucks!"
All of a sudden a million ducks start flying into the room. "What the heck is this?!? I wished for a million bucks not a million ducks!" shouts the bartender in anger.

Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary when they discover a genie...
Hilarious: Are You Sure That's What You Really Want?
A man has a rather unusual request for a genie that he finds in a lamp on a Californian beach.
This Joke Starts with a Man Walking into a Bar...
A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...
Have You Heard This One? The Ex-Wife's Payback
For an ex-wife, wealth is just three wise wishes away..
Joke: Getting Away With It
A bartender is having difficulty keeping track of who has or hasn't paid for their drinks. Seeing an opportunity, a trio of men try their luck...
Joke: I Bet You I Can Reach That Glass!
A man and bets a barman that he's able to urinate in a glass located on the far side of his bar. The barman agrees, but doesn't know what else is going on...
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Abbot and Costello Are At Their Finest in This Sketch!
This video is a great sketch by Abbot and Costello in which they fire witty line after witty line.
11:30
These Pranks are All About Celebrities...
In this compilation, we get a number of pranks using the principle of the celebrity by just for laughs.
5:10
The Funny Difference Between Male & Female Brains
If you're a man, or if you're a woman, you will probably find this video compilation utterly hilarious.
This is What Happens When You Try and Fix it Yourself!
Have you ever tried fixing something yourself and failed miserably? Then you're going to love these photos...
Toilet Humor? When Bathroom Signs Get Hilariously Creative
These funny bathroom signs will leave you in splits!
3:02
Comedy Gold: Charlie Chaplin's Sticky Situation
Enjoy this hilarious moment from the movie A Day's Pleasure (1919) starring Charlie Chaplin.
15:05
Hilarious: The 50-Year-Gap Prank
In this prank, they are testing people's social patience to a 50 year gap between a couple. How will people react?
Norwegian is a Hilarious Language, Who Knew?!
What's a lard ring or an eye stabber? Well, isn't it obvious - it's Norwegian for a doughnut and dragonfly respectively. Who knew this language was so much fun?!
20:19
Cuteness Overload: Watch Babies Crack Up With Pets!
These hilarious baby and pet moments are too cute!
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Prank: What's the Boss Doing with That Gorgeous Blonde?
With the boss's wife coming and about to catch him in a compromising position, these unsuspecting members of the public don't know what to do.
Have You Seen These Hilarious Sibling Rivalry Pics Before?
When brothers and sisters get into a fight, it can result in some really funny situations. These 22 photos will have you in utter stitches.
13 Funny Safety Fail Pictures That Will Crack You Up
Looking for some humor? Check out some hilarious pictures of safety fails.
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Laugh Out Loud with the Three Stooges This Christmas
Join the three Stooges for some classic Christmas chaos!
18 Signs that Defy Logic and Embrace Absurdity
Here, we present to you the best and funniest signs we've seen so far this year, enjoy!
This Cartoonist Had No Idea About the Cat He Was Rescuing
When cartoonist Lucas Turnbloom rescued a cat, little did he know of the shenanigans she'd get up to. Take a look at the hilariously adorable "How to Cat"!
Living Forever? These People Are Betting on It
For some people, achieving their goals has precedence over everything else, up to and including their own safety. Take a look at these 24 outrageous pictures.
These Terribly Designed Homes are Sure to Make You Giggle!
If these hilarious design fails taught me anything it’s to always measure and consult professionals before renovating my home on my own!
14 English Oddities That Will Make You Laugh!
There are some pretty odd languages in the world, but surely nothing comes close to matching English's absurdities? Take a look at these oddities.
Zoos Share Funny Amazon-Style Takes on Their Animals
What if animals got Amazon-style reviews?
Enjoy Lively Laughs from the Cartoon Nostalgia Vault!
If you're looking for a good laugh, then these snarky vintage illustrations by artist Anne Taitor have certainly got your covered!
The Most Creative Airport Signs Ever Seen
Check out these hilarious airport greeting signs that say a lot more than just “Welcome Back!”
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Simon's Cat Tries to Hide From Some Noisy Fireworks...
Watch as Simon's anxious cat tries his best to escape from a bunch of fireworks going off right outside his window...
10 Funny Photos Taken Just 1 Second Before Utter Disaster
These hilarious photos were taken just a few moments before “tragedy” struck someone.
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Clever Magic Pranks That Will Have You Rolling in Laughter
These magic pranks will have you rolling with laughter!
Hilarious & Shocking Photos Show Us Why Women Live Longer
Women usually live longer than men and the following photographs show exactly why! Take a look!
20 Absurd Signs That Will Crack You Up!
Expect plenty of giggles, a few very questionable but still fun signs, and an abundance of clean jokes!
These 16 Hilarious Pics Are So Scandinavia
Scandinavia is carefree, overly nice, with high taxation and low temperatures. Kind of like a European Canada.
You Can't Help But Laugh at These Mistakes!
To our joy and their misfortune, the fails of these 18 poor souls ended up on the internet, and we must say, it just doesn’t get funnier than these pictures!
A Funny Prep Guide for Parents
If you aren't able to perform these 8 exercises successfully, you probably aren't ready to have kids...
The Funniest Misused Quotation Marks
These funny quotation marks are going to make you laugh all day!
Laughter by the Numbers: Life in Comic Statistics
Raf Schoenmaekers combined his love for digital art and engineering background to tell some truths using graphs in this funny comics.
This Photographer Knows How to Get Humor Out of His Shots!
It's the simplest things in life that make me laugh. Like these 23 brilliant photos of dogs chasing treats! Priceless.
18 Times Kids Were Caught In Hilariously Odd Situations
Kids live by their own rules, and it can result in some bizarre & absolutely hilarious situations, like adopting a brick or going to sleep with a jar of peanuts.
These Linguistic Jokes Will Entertain Any Word Geek
Here are some hilarious language jokes to keep you laughing all week.
12 Funny Pics of Superficially Renovated Buildings
Take incongruity of these 12 buildings with their purpose is hilarious!
15 Hilarious ‘Cat Confessions’ Pet Owners Will Relate To
You thought cats lead easy lives? Listen to what they feel everyday in these hilarious 'confessions'.
Hilarious: The Anti-Motivation You Didn’t Know You Needed
Tired of motivational quotes? Check out these hilariously cheeky ‘unispirational’ quotes for a good laugh.
22 Bizarre Tourist Complaints That’ll Make You Laugh
These 22 unbelievable tourist complaints are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud!
These People Believe They Are INDESTRUCTIBLE
Meet the people who simply don’t believe in following any safety norms.
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No One Can Make Us Laugh Like the Marx Brothers!
Watch this iconic comedy scene from the movie "Horse Feathers, a Marx Brothers classic.
Kids Think Differently... And It's Usually Hilarious
You must see these 14 hilarious child moments!
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