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Oh-So-Silly One Liners!

Jokes are great, but there's nothing like remembering a few hilarious one liners to liven up any conversation!

 

What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !
 
What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys
 
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
 
 
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
 
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
 
What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH!
 
What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer
 
What is invisable and smells like carrots?
A Rabbit's flatulance.
 
What is a dogs favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E "
 
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMn!
 
 
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.
 
Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all
 
What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
Lipstick

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