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Yellow Jokes

Bee Puns
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
Toilet Puns
Have you ever heard of the book "They Yellow River"?
It was written by I.P. Daily.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Rainbow Puns
How does a rainbow greet the other weathers? With a yellow of course!
River Puns
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Christmas Puns
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Color Puns
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
The Beatles Pick Up Lines
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Mummy Puns
Q: What do you get when you cross a green mummy with a yellow mummy?
A: A golden moldy
Beach Puns
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Onion Puns
My son ate daffodil bulbs instead of onions
But that's really serious! Is he in hospital?

Yes, he's still a bit yellow, but he should be coming out in the spring.
What do you call the onions which are small and yellow and very naughty? You call it a minonion!