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Win Jokes

Classic Pick Up Lines
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Gorilla Puns
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
Tiger Puns
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Utensils Puns
Why did the female chef win the cook-off?
Because cheese grater!
Sports Pick Up Lines
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Zombie Puns
The zombie worked for years to win this prize. He showed real dead-ication.
Movie Pick Up Lines
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Cycling Pick Up Lines
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Nuts Puns
Why did a can of nuts win the part in the Christmas pageant? Because they were the best nut-tavity actors.
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
I bought a parrot but he has a foul mouth.
I let him loose so that he could fly South.
But he came home again.
This proves that I can't win.
He says the F word two hundred times a day.
He offends everybody and drives them away.
Nobody will take this bird even though I offer to pay them.
I'm going out of my mind, it looks like I'm stuck with him.
I have the only parrot on Earth that's a sinner.
If he doesn't shut up, he's going to be my dinner.
Kangaroo Puns
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
Ghost Puns
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.