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William Jokes

Funny Animal Quotes
“My relationships with my cats have saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance.”

- William S. Burroughs.
Greece Puns
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Funny Work Quotes
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
Literary Pick Up Lines
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Funny Money Quotes
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
4th of July Pick Up Lines
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Dog Puns
My dog loves poetry.
Especially William Shakes-paw.
Beer Puns
Why did Bill's friend get covered in beer?
Because William Shakes Beer.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.”

- William Galvin.
“Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.”

- William Galvin.